Salam guys As the exams approached, I thought this topic would be useful for you

Here are some humorious ways to get through your term paper. Read, Laugh, and Enjoy

o 1. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol. o
o 2. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?" o
o 3. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. o
o 4. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. o
o 5. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers. o
6. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals. o
o 7. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay. o
o 8. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" o
o 9. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.o
o 10. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.o
o 11. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." o
o 12. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. o
o 13. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start. o
o 14. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam. o
o 15. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. o
o16. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" o
o 17. Bring cheerleaders. o
o 18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. o
o 19. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. o
o 20. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes. o
o 21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. o
o 22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (BABE, CAB etc.). o
o 23. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. o
o 24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly. o
o 25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink). o

I think I read these tips in our forum before, but they were in arabic

please Klio we want to pass the exam not to.....

thanks anyway