I hurt all over! o




o A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. o

o "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. o

o "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. o

o "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." o

o The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." o

o Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." o

o Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried. o

o The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis .... o


o "You have a broken finger." o

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car, when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his workshop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. o
The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come
over here for a minute." o
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic....... o
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish, this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me are basically doing the same work?" o
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic......... o





















o "Try doing it when the engine is running!" o

that's fantastic story!.......it's perfect to tell when we wanna stop "non doctors" from saying crab about what we get from our job.......

Who is clever? Teacher or student?? o

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. o

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. o

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in
seperate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. o

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks. o

Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS ) o
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 MARKS ) o

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!!! o

True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992-96

.......... .............يا ساااااااااااااتر......

..................very nice story
very smart doctor