o 9-1-1 or 911 (usually pronounced "nine-one-one") is the emergency telephone number for the North American Numbering Plan (NANP). It is one of eight N11 codes. In some jurisdictions, the use of this number is reserved for true emergency circumstances only and use in a non-emergency may result in a criminal charge. o

Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency? o
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it. o
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. o
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one o
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. o
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid. o

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Dispatcher: 911 What’s your emergency? o
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child? o
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! o

In this list you can find emergency numbers around the world

Syrian Arab Republic

Ambulance 110 - Fier 113 - Police 112

Did you know that ? o

o 112 like European Union standard o

Homs City (local numbers) : o
Ambulance 4238490358034-
Fier 9284733904232456930 -
Police 029834989392823993-

Wake Island - no telephone system

Hey Syrians, kiss ur hand face and back !!! o

Operator: Hello 911
Caller: Animal Patrol please, hurry hurry hurry
Operator: Okay ma'am what's going on? o
Caller: It's a black bear. it's squooshed. I mean totally squooshed. o
Operator: What do you mean, it's squooshed? o
Caller: He's flat. Flatter than a flitter
Operator: Okay I'll call Animal Control
Caller: Okay
Operator: Okay, bye bye

Operator: 911 what's your emergency? o
Caller: Yeah, this is the lady that just called about the black bear
Operator: Yes, ma'am
Caller: It's, it's plastic
Operator: It's not a real bear? o
Caller: No, but I mean it opened it's eyes and said "Oh!" and that's when I picked up the phone. I didn't even look. And I started giving the stupid thing mouth-to-mouth o
للدب?
Operator: Okay, ma'am
Caller: I'm sorry! o
Operator: That's alright. Bye bye

clich here to watch a video with this call

تقبلي مروري
و الله يعطيكي العافية على هذا الموضوع الجديد من نوعه

amirkanoum thx bro o



I was joking about Homs o

say as you like but there is always something deeply pure
with my respect

على فكرة أنا لهجتي مو حمصية
في أشخاص ما بتعرف إنو من حمص بسبب لهجتي
بس الكل من سوريا و الى سورية الدرب